-Short and simple-

My lab partner was talking to me today about her encounter on the road.
She: Today I saw a person riding a motorcycle.
Me: Er.. Okay. so what's so special about that?
She: At first I didn't realise.... then after that I found out he never put on his helmet!
Me: Wah..... Power lah... how come never wear ah..?
She: Ya... then after that I realise he's a singh.
Me: OH.
She: You don't find that funny meh?!
Me Ok Lor.... LOL

Mum just told me I should go and learn Japanese just because I look like a Jap.. =.=

The korean tuition kid thought that I was married.

Just had a short conversation with one of my old friend yesterday. It went something like this...

Him: You okay or not?
Me:I Okay or not?
Him: yes, you okay or not?
Me: why?
Him: You know what I'm talking about man...
Me: Of course I'm okay, lol. What talking you?
Him: You ain't yourself.
Me: Not myself? Why not myself?
Him: Just not your happy self I knew before. You're wearing a mask that hides your inner fear and sadness.
Me: -.-. Got so complicated mah?
Him: Yes maybe, and I think u had talk to others.. but this is not he KOK LENG i knew le.. complicated??? its u who can make it simpler.
Me: I'm not complicated lah, I'm still the same Kok Leng wat.
Him: u are not complicated... i can ask u out now and u will come out if u are free... but ur emotion is still in a shit...
Me: R u sure? Dun have lah...~ =.=

Oops, just realised the rest of the conversation is censored... So you want to know more can ask me~ LOL. Anyway, there was this sentence he said... "When it comes, it will arrive when it leaves, it will depart..." Sounds chim ah? Not really ya? Think about it. :D